Prank (Best In Winter)
Materials- victim snow, yellow food coloring
1) Roll or pack a snowball
2) Put a drop of food coloring visibly on snowball and mix well
3) Throw at victim
4) (optional) Tell prank so nobody freaks out.
(This can work anytime if you save snow)
Good Books Top Eleven (First one is real)
1) Alana's Advice, When There's a Clique, You Have to Think Quick by Alexandra Bender
2)Ding Dong by Isabelle Ringing
3) How to catch a bad guy by Kip Luhkin
4) Cold Weather by I. M Freezing
5) Personal Stupidity by Ima Nidiot
6) Getting Over Wine by Al Caholic
7) Women by Always Right
8)California, The State of Picnics by Sandy Eggo
9) German Barbers by Heir Dresser
10) Vermont Tree Sap by Mabel Syrup
11) The BIg Book of Fairy Tales by Fan Tasie
Prank Call: Materials: Victim/sucker, phone number, unidentified cell phone,
1) Think of a funny message
2) Call the person
3) Say the funny message (it helps to desguise your voice)
4) Hang up
5) Laugh
Note: All pranks are best on April Fools Day!
Prank- Bucket over Door!
1) Fill a bucket with anything non lethal
2) Be sure you are on the best side of the room
3) Plant over slightly open door
4) Check to see if it balances well
5) Enjoy
Good Prank! Five Easy Steps!
1) Make sure nobody is watching you set up
2) Duck or hide behind a door or a corner
3) Wait for a random sucker (Make sure it's one who will react and laughs with you)
4) Time right and jump out with a great sound effect
5) Laugh and watch reaction
Q)What do you get when you cross a dog, cat and an A+?
A) Paws-itively Purr-fect
Q) Why does a math book need to come and ask Alana's Advice?
A) Because it has a lot of problems
Q) What do you get when you cross a pair of jeans with a dictionary?
A) Smarty Pants
A math teacher was having her friends over for dinner. She was excited when dessert came because it was unique. This special dessert was supposed to make people smarter and be a tasty treat. "What is it?" the spanish teacher asked. The math teacher responded "It's Pi"
An astronaut decided to do some hunting before he left. He asked his friend to come too. However, neither could find their guns. The astronaut asked "What are we going to do now?" His friend said "Why don't we just use a shooting star?"
Q) How do short people like to travel?
A) In mini-vans
A boy tells his friends that he saw a big, green, fuzzy object with four legs. "It could hurt you if it fell out of a tree," he said. "What is it?" asked his friends. The kid answered "A pool table."
An indian guy named Oombaba wanted to be a telemarketer. When he called, the manager needed to know he spoke english well enough. The manager told Oombaba to make up a sentence with green, pink and yellow in it. Oombaba thought and finally said "When the phone goes green green, I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Oombaba, how may I help you?"
(Smart answering IM away messages)
1) Hello, I'm probably around. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. If I don't answer your message it's you (or I don't have an answering machine)
2) Hey I'm doing my homework. For teachers it's good but for me it's torture. If you want to save me, I'll be grateful for any excuse.
3) Hi, Now you say something
4) This person isn't here. I am a thought device. Think about leaving a message and I'll think about answering.
What happens when a pig loses it's voice?
It gets disgruntled
Q) You are driving around in your new sports car when you see a valley on your left, a helicopter at ground level behind you, a pig the same size as your car right in front and a fire truck on your right. What do you do?
A) Get your drunk butt off of the merry-go-round (When I first heard this joke I said "Run over the pig!")
Why do Dancer and Prancer always take coffee breaks?
Because they are Star Bucks! - AM LOVE IT AM -Wise Girl :P (Message to Rookie, Wake up as early as AM does)
Top Five ways to say someone is stupid:
1) Proof that evolution can go in reverse
2) A few pieces short of a complete idiot
3) Costello lost his Abbott
4) Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
5) The light's are on but nobody's home
Q) How much money can a riverbank store?
A) As many sand dollars it can fit
Q)What did the beaver say when his house fell down
A) Dam it
Two things are infinate 1) the universe 2) Human Stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.
(On a sign for a bathroom) Q) What are you doing here? A) It's a bathroom, take a guess (See the 90s sitcom Saved by the Bell for more comedy like that) A kid named Roger was boarded on a crowded bus. A rather large women leans across the aisle and says "If you were a gentleman you'd stand up and let someone sit down." Roger answers back "And if you were a lady, you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
(NOTE: If you think this page is corny, eat your words with the joke.) :P