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Here are some great stories, experienced by us or just plain goofy. Who doesn't love a laugh at these just for fun moments. The newest stories are highlited at the top. To see the older ones, click on OLD STORIES. We had a substitute teacher today. My friends dared me to ask what happened to our original one because he's almost never gone. I took the dare and the conversation is followed. "What happened to our teacher?" "He died" "Really?" I like to wear these chunky brass bracelets to school because it symbolizes that I like to be bold. At lunch these guys asked if they could try it on. When I said yes, they posed like supermodels because they were wearing dark glasses. - Anonymous We finally got CD's of songs from a local choir. During the car ride, I decided to play songs that two of my friends starred in. They requested not to, but we ended up hearing how awesome it was. Even though they did a great job, my friends were blushing. They are so modest. We were going over some problems on the board in I.L.A class (integrated language arts). When one person finished a problem, the class started clapping for no reason. Then they acted confused on why they did it. This guy I know is such a show-off. He performs complex stunts just to freak us out. When he decided to turn it down a notch, it wasn't much. This time he stood on a bicycle seat and rode down a hill. I wonder what the next plan will be! -Audience Member, 12 My friend is such a perfectionist. Every day she needs my mirror and not a hair can be out of place. She treats us like vanity desk servants The kicker was when she told us we had to compliment it and 'fine' wasn't good enough. So I found a dry erase marker and proportioned it so the drawings I did matched her face. When she looked in, she screamed. It was hilarious, but it took me forever to convince her it was a joke. -LOL-A At a party, after dancing and slowing down from sugar-high we decided to chill out and watch Grease. When it got to the song Summer Nights, the guys lip-synched to the guys part of the chorus (tell me more). The girls lyp-synched to the girls part. Then we rewound the tape and did the opposite parts. -Party Animal. This kid in school always slacks off. My friends and I got tired of him copying our homework so one day when buses were being called, we hid the person who rides his bus under a table and told him his bus was called. He ran all the way across the school before he realized it wasn't true. It was hilarious. There was an assembly today and many people were in it. As a result almost nobody was on the bus in the morning. My BFF Val and I (naturally) called dibs on the back seat. When someone was actually getting on which happened to be our best guy friend Ray. We ducked behind our seats and he didn't see us. When he was a few feet away, Val and I popped up and Ray was so shocked he almost screamed. One of my teachers is always trying to outwit me with the ways to say you're stupid. Usually I can put a twist on it like "The wheel's spinning, but the car broke down" or "A few clowns shy of a school." The best one was when he said in class once "Evolution only goes forward." I then replied "What about you?" |
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