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On this page, we take what people say and translate them as best as we can or translation can come. Some will definately make more sense than others. - :)  :D  :P  Send in your own
 
Dad ISM -Do your homework.
Really Means-Do your homework. (Who would have thought? - Wise Girl :P)
 
Excuse ISM- It's just a joke
Really means a lack of communication or the person is just trying to get out of trouble.
 
Slang ISM: Confuzzling
Really means: Confusing (but that was easy)
 
Conceited ISM -Thanks
Really Means -I know 
 
Wise Girl ISM- Hiya Rookie
Really Means- HI Alana
 
Society ISM- Do as I say, not as I do
Really Means- I am trying to tell you that you should or shouldn't do this. I know I've done it, but just ignore that.
 
Guy ISM- It's a guy thing
Really means- I don't feel like explaining
 
Jackie ISM - We will seize the moment and a wrestler will squeeze the moment
Really Means - We all should enjoy this
 
Eight ball ISM -Most Likely
Really Means -A good chance, but not a definate yes.
 
Wise Girl ISM - Yeah and I'm the Pope
Really means - That is so unlikely to happen anytime soon.
 
Dad ISM - I don't need to read the instructions
Really Means- I'm perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.
 
Alana ISM - When I saw some of these, I laughed like a hyena
Really means- This page is actually very funny and it makes people laugh annoyingly.
 
Mean person ISM - I doubt this page has a point
Really means - This page is stupid and dull. (We don't think so though)
 
Wise Girl ISM- If you talked for money, you'd be broke.
Really Means - You make no sense
 
Jackie ISM- We pick up on things faster than a beach bum soaks up a sunburn.
Really means - We know what's going on.
 
Parent ISM - You make a better door than a window
Really means - I can't see the TV because you're in the way.